Hey Jeb: Chirp This!

Fresh off a speech in which he basically complained that Americans aren’t fertile enough to keep pace with his desire to grow the welfare state, Jeb Bush told CBN’s David Brody (H/T Weaselzippers):

“If I decide to run for office again, it will be based on what I believe, and it will be based on my record. And that record was one of solving problems completely from a conservative perspective.”

He went on:

“I will be able to, I think, manage my way through all the chirpers out there,” he said.

Chirpers?

I think I deserve a promotion to “Squawker”

Hey Jeb, psssst, Jeb, you want a bird?  I’ve got one right here for you, pal…

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__nCOPWyLZM]

At least I kept it in the family…

You’re no conservative.

Fertilize that...

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  • isabel matos

    Hilarious!

  • C Bartlett

    Jeb is an idiot if he thinks that “fertile” comment won’t come back to haunt him. There is no way another Bush running for office ends well. Republicans are stupid if they let him get through the primary process. Oh, wait a minute, we did a McCain and a Romney. Never mind.

  • RebinTexas

    How appropriate – especially considering the giver and the givee………..LOL