Chuck Norris Endorses Newt Gingrich

Kicking Ass for Newt

Proving he does more than just “kick ass,” in his regular column on WND today, Chuck Norris endorsed Newt Gingrich. Norris has some very flattering things to say about Gingrich:

“I’m tired of watching our country being torn to shreds by those who think the answer is more government debt and control. I’m tired of being in bondage to a tax system that robs U.S. citizens like the king of England did before the Revolution. I’m tired of watching our sovereignty being sold by foreign loans and loose borders. And I will not sit back and merely watch this decay and degradation of the U.S. and then hand it over to my children and grandchildren to deal with.

“That is why Gena and I have committed the rest of our lives to help Old Glory rise again to her heights of splendor. And that is why we are endorsing and standing with Newt Gingrich, because we believe he can lead all of us who have committed to the same.”

Gingrich, upon learning of the endorsement, tweeted:

“Honored to have Chuck Norris’ endorsement. He will make an excellent Secretary of Attack.”

And then:

“In all seriousness, Chuck is a great American and man of deep convictions. Very flattered.”

Well, that settles it, doesn’t it? To tell the truth, I’m not all that impressed with celebrity endorsements in general, but here in Texas at least, many have a great deal of respect and admiration for Norris. Remember, there’s almost nothing Chuck Norris can’t do.

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5 Responses to Chuck Norris Endorses Newt Gingrich

  1. Wraith says:

    "Secretary of Attack"–ROFL!!! You gotta love a sense of humor like that!

  2. Dave says:

    Well, last time around Chuck endorsed Huckabee. Another big government progressive. Enough said.